Here's the debut, the guy who really got stuck in my craw this morning and helped turn an idea into reality:


I came out to the car this morning to see this guy parked like this. Our street is a busy one for parking sometimes, and the lots are not the most generous, so I had made sure I was well within those little white lines.
Then along comes this genius and decides to fit into the lot behind me. He had obviously backed in, his tow hook smack against the rear of a neighbour's car behind him. You can see the clearance between his car and mine. There was the same amount of clearance with the car behind him, so how did he get into that space? Simple... see the black marks on his bumper in the second picture up there... that's MY paint from MY car which this Nob damaged in his quest for a parking lot made for cars, not minivans. Unfortunately my camera has not enough pixels or clarity to pick up the damage he has done to my car, but at least I got the other details... and look at the state of his bumper - pretty obvious how he gets himself into parking lots. Bugger never even left a note. Such is the neighbourliness in this town.
So, Mr VB-PS-67, you've made the Muppet Debut but you're officially a Nob.